POVERTY PARTY! Yew are axed to a Poverty Party that the Ladies' Aid Society of the M. E. CHVRCH are going tu have at the residence of Wm. M. Leonard next Thursday nite, Feb. 8, 1900. Cum and have sum phun. CHAPTER I. Every womun who cums must warc a kalikcr dress & aprun or sumthin ekely apropriatc & levc ther poughdle dorg at hum. CHAPTER II. Every gent must warc their old close & flanel shirte. No gent with a biled shirt & dudc kolar will be aloud to cum unlcs he pays a fine of 5 cense. A Vote Uv Thanks will be given to the man or woman havin the wurst look in rig in the rhume. These rules will be inforced to the lettur. A competent kommittce will interduce strangers & look after bashful fellars, Good Vitals Will be et durin thc eyenin. Lowest Price 25 Cents, But more money will be welcum. FINES FUR LADlES, No apurn, 1 ct, Hat with flours or fethers,2cts. Earrings (plate), 1 ct.,.Earrings (,dimunds), 2 cts., Trimmed spurn, 2cts, Gold fram glasscs, 2 cts., Finger ring [gold], 2 cts; Fingcr ring [dimund], 5 cts.; Wool dress, 5 cts. Boka [korsaige], 5cts.; Boka [hand], $1.00. . FINES FUR MEN. Oiled hair or wacksed mustash, 1 ct. Blacked boots 1 ct. Sigars in pocket, 1 ct. each sigar; pipes exempt. Watches [not Watterberry]. 1 ct. Stov pipe hats, 1 ct. Chuin gum in meetin, 3 cts. Klerical ties, 4 cts. Karrying a kane, 3 cts. Stand up kollars, 2 cts. Dide mustash, 4 cts. Button hol boka, 5 cts. ~~ECKSTERS~~ . . Elecshunering 2 cts. Flurtin, 3 cts. Makin luv, 10 cts. Spoonin, 25 cts. Telin sekrits, 5 cts. THE NEWS, CHESTER, N. Y.
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